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Spread love as thick as you would spread peanut butter and jam.I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.My pillow gives me a new style of hair every morning! There are two kinds of people in this world.Things just ain’t the same for gangstas.Women have many faces, depending on who is looking.I’m not a complete idiot some parts are missing.Gifted napper, talker, and ice cream eater.I hold the key to success, but someone changed the lock.The main reason Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live.This Instagram account ain’t gonna follow itself, no?.I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation…twice a year.Spent a large portion of my life eating.I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome!.Who else are you going to follow? Really?.I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.Chaos, panic & disorder – my work here is done.
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